What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off😆
Whenever I eat healthy, a chocolate bar Snickers at me. 🤣
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? - Yellow! 🤭
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.😂
Everyone was excited at the autopsy club. It was open Mike night.😅
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it. 😆
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize.🤣
Why is it so hard for an Avon woman to walk? Her lipstick. 🤣